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March Power Rankings
Posted on March 9, 2012 | No CommentsWelcome to our second power rankings installment of the 2011-2012 (really just 2012 +7 days) season. You’ll notice there hasn’t been too much fluctuation from late January until now, at... -
January Rankings: Uncertainty Rules the Day
Posted on January 27, 2012 | No CommentsWe’re almost a quarter of the way through the regular season after roughly one month of games. Well, everyone except for the Clippers, at least. Somehow they managed to only... -
Relevant Basketball Returns To The Hoosier State
Posted on January 6, 2012 | No CommentsFollowing the Hoosiers win over Ohio State on New Year’s Eve, the Indiana Pacers had a grand opportunity to make the week of all Indiana residents with a win over... -
2011 NBA Lockout: The Apex of Counter-Productivity
Posted on December 10, 2011 | No CommentsSo you may or may not have heard, but the NBA renewed their labor agreement and the lockout is over. Hooray! Now that the players are done being petulant idiots... -
NBA Lockout Update: Decertification Edition
Posted on November 19, 2011 | No CommentsNow that the 2011-2012 NBA season is about an 80% shot to be completely canceled because the two sides decided to turn negotiations into a dick measuring contest (moreso the... -
Mad Men in 2011 South Beach
Posted on July 30, 2011 | 1 Comment(People tend to be really sensitive about this sort of thing. So if you’re not caught up on every episode of Mad Men through their first four seasons, yet have... -
LeBron James: Breaking Bad and Misread Self-Analysis
Posted on June 17, 2011 | 1 CommentWho’s ready for more analysis of LeBron James? When it’s all said and done, there will be more armchair psychology practiced over this guy than there was for Oswald. When... -
Dallas Wins the Title, but Miami Steals the Headlines
Posted on June 16, 2011 | 1 CommentThe NBA finals have come and gone. In fact, they ended three days ago, but I have a day job, so my Finals synopsis is following approximately 231,894 identical... -
Dan Gilbert 1 LBJ 0
Posted on June 15, 2011 | 1 CommentWith all the hatred and resentment flowing towards LBJ in the past few days, (I don’t have to ask why) there is no mystery on why people hate him. Cleveland dedicated... -
Miami Heat: The Rightful Antagonist of Contemporary NBA
Posted on June 8, 2011 | No CommentsSports and sports entertainment are a distraction. They’re kids games played at a hyper-competitive adult level with large sums of money and prestigious awards involved for the participants, but for...